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Monday, October 13, 2008

The Installation of Love

Just came across one of our zone mbrs blog and was blessed by this post..
The Installation of Love.. (From God's Help Desk)

The Instructive course by Tech Support to a Customer:
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration,
I've decided to install Love.Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do Ido first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you locatedyour Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is itokay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andResentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from yourcurrent operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but itwill no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override LowSelf-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programsprevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge andResentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error -Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up torun on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. Innon-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself beforeyou can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: "Forgive-Self ", "Realize Your Worth" ; and "Acknowledge your Limitations".

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The systemwill overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faultyprogramming.Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories andempty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and nevercomes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile isplaying on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselvesall over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventuallyeverything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it andits various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it withothers and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

Labels: thank you God

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Cold jokes...!

~Seeing things at a different perspective~

ENJOY!! HA HA HA....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-It had already crossed the road 999 times that day and wanted to make it 1000.
-The chicken had just had its head chopped off.
-The chicken was running late and took a short cut.
-It was blackmailed by a bully goose.
-Because he thought if a zebra could do it, so could he.
-To get away from the Colonel.
-Because it saw the chicken crossing sign.
-Why not?(related to my previous post)

Knock knock who's there?

-Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!

-Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I wouldnt be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!

-Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

-Anymore
Anymore who?
Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!

-Nobody
Nobody who?
......
Nobody who??
......

Which is the funniest joke in the world?

-"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

-She couldn't control her pupils!

Can you be sick upside down?

-You would throw down. (Instead of throwing up.)

What has more letters than the alphabet?

-The Post Office

Why did Mr Peanut get fired?

-Because he went nuts

How come the skeleton didnt go to the prom?

-The skeleton had "no body" to go with.

What kind of room has no doors or windows?

-Mush-room.

Labels: ha ha ha

"Why not?"

If can ask for more...WHY NOT?
What are we waiting for??
time waits for no man.
Make things happen NOW. =]

Two kinds of person:
1.Living in the past(Last time i was......)

2.Hoping for the future(Next time i will be.....)

WHAT ABOUT NOW?? =]

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -Roger Babson-

Labels: being the NOW person

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

*butterfiles*

.............i am having butterfiles..........

Labels: hopeful

-Cherish Life-

Just reached home.
Went for a frd's wake.(he is 28 yrs old,collasped and died)
When i was there, i thought to myself life is precious.Every mins and secs count,how we live our lives determined a lot....=]

I realised humans are weird ppl,when we have ppl around us like frds,family mbrs and etc.We take their love,care and concern for granted...when we lost them then we realised how impt they are to us...that's kind of sad.Dun take too long to say "i love you,i care for you,thank you,i appreciate you to the ppl around you....
Lets live our lives right....!

Just wanna say I LOVE YOU..To all the ppl that had came in my life and left a footprint behind!Thanks for everything! =]

1 COR 13:13
And now abide faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is LOVE.

Labels: *Love*