~Seeing things at a different perspective~
ENJOY!! HA HA HA....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-It had already crossed the road 999 times that day and wanted to make it 1000.
-The chicken had just had its head chopped off.
-The chicken was running late and took a short cut.
-It was blackmailed by a bully goose.
-Because he thought if a zebra could do it, so could he.
-To get away from the Colonel.
-Because it saw the chicken crossing sign.
-Why not?(related to my previous post)
Knock knock who's there?
-Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!
-Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I wouldnt be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!
-Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
-Anymore
Anymore who?
Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!
-Nobody
Nobody who?
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Nobody who??
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Which is the funniest joke in the world?
-"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? -She couldn't control her pupils!
Can you be sick upside down?
-You would throw down. (Instead of throwing up.)
What has more letters than the alphabet?
-The Post Office
Why did Mr Peanut get fired?
-Because he went nuts
How come the skeleton didnt go to the prom?
-The skeleton had "no body" to go with.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
-Mush-room.
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