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Monday, October 13, 2008
The Installation of Love

Just came across one of our zone mbrs blog and was blessed by this post..
The Installation of Love.. (From God's Help Desk)

The Instructive course by Tech Support to a Customer:
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration,
I've decided to install Love.Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do Ido first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you locatedyour Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is itokay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge andResentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from yourcurrent operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but itwill no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override LowSelf-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programsprevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invokeForgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge andResentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is thatnormal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error -Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up torun on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. Innon-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself beforeyou can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the followingfiles: "Forgive-Self ", "Realize Your Worth" ; and "Acknowledge your Limitations".

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The systemwill overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faultyprogramming.Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories andempty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and nevercomes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile isplaying on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselvesall over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventuallyeverything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it andits various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it withothers and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

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